John Quiggin is wishing for a custom menu in his wordprocessor with an option to “Convert Random Factoid and Sentence Fragments to Scintillating Prose.” He is not being nearly ambitious enough. Thanks to a handy extension I picked up a few years ago, I have all kinds of other productivity enhancements built into the applications I use. (I wish I knew who originally came up with this, by the way. Wasn’t me.)