Fri Feb 14, 2003

The Blogger to his Valentine

More than Dubya hates Saddam
Or an Idiotarian hates a clue
Or Reynolds hates the A.N.S.W.E.R. icks
That’s how much I love you.

I love you more than a Max can Speak
And more than a DenBeste bores
I love you more than Denton smirks
And more than Caruso roars.

As a Freeper hates a Camembert slice
And an OxBlogger hates a dove
As CalPundit hates a rainy day
That’s how much you I love.

I love you more than a Volokh lurks
And more than a Skippy jumps
More than Mickey likes the inside dope
And more than a Kos daily stumps.

I swear to you by the stars above,
And below if such there be,
As Lott is loved by Mary Rosh
That’s how you’re loved by me.


(With sincere apologies to Ogden Nash.)