Fri Feb 14, 2003
More than Dubya hates Saddam
Or an Idiotarian hates a clue
Or Reynolds hates the A.N.S.W.E.R. icks
That’s how much I love you.
I love you more than a Max can Speak
And more than a DenBeste bores
I love you more than Denton smirks
And more than Caruso roars.
As a Freeper hates a Camembert slice
And an OxBlogger hates a dove
As CalPundit hates a rainy day
That’s how much you I love.
I love you more than a Volokh lurks
And more than a Skippy jumps
More than Mickey likes the inside dope
And more than a Kos daily stumps.