The Blogger to His Valentine

More than Dubya hates Saddam

Or an Idiotarian hates a clue

Or Reynolds hates the A.N.S.W.E.R. icks

That’s how much I love you.

I love you more than a Max can Speak And more than a DenBeste bores I love you more than Denton smirks And more than Caruso roars.

As a Freeper hates a Camembert slice And an OxBlogger hates a dove As CalPundit hates a rainy day That’s how much you I love.

I love you more than a Volokh lurks And more than a Skippy jumps More than Mickey likes the inside dope And more than a Kos daily stumps.

I swear to you by the stars above, And below if such there be, As Lott is loved by Mary Rosh That’s how you’re loved by me.

(With sincere apologies to Ogden Nash.)